As an author, you don't get to pick your book cover, you can only hope you get something you love. So for some of the author's below, these covers must have seemed like a total nightmare. Others have simply picked really, really bad titles. All of them are great for a laugh.
It doesn't happen often, but I'm nearly lost for words here. This is weirdly specific. Saddle up? Ahem...
Oh my, they don't beat around the bush, do they? I wonder if the entire title fits on the spine?
I hope you've had a laugh at these. Personally some of the covers make me tremble in terror, crossing my fingers and praying to the gods of literature that I won't get stuck with dildos on my cover, or reptiles in night gowns or something.